Hi, I’m Stan — the voice (and brain) behind WitBurst.
I’ve spent the last 7 years working as a software developer, writing thousands of lines of code. But outside of tech, I’ve always had one passion I couldn’t let go of: language. Not in the grammar-police kind of way — more like what happens when words hit just right. The comeback that lands. The joke that flips a bad moment into a great story. The sentence that shuts things down… without raising your voice.
I started WitBurst because I noticed something: most people don’t run out of courage — they run out of words.
You’re in a conversation, someone says something rude or smug, and later you think,
“I should’ve said this…”
That moment?
That’s exactly what WitBurst is here to fix.
💡 Why This Site Exists
I wanted to build a place where anyone could find smart, sharp, and sometimes savage responses for the awkward, annoying, or downright ridiculous things people say. Whether it’s in real life, over text, at family dinner, or on social media — the goal is simple: give you the words to own the moment.
I write every article with care — not just to be funny or clever, but to make sure there’s something useful in each line. Humor is powerful. Sarcasm is an art. And language can be a weapon — or a shield.
👨💻 A Bit More About Me
- I’m 33 years old, living a full life with my wife and daughter
- I’ve worked in software development for 7+ years
- I believe in combining logic and creativity — both in tech and in conversation
- You can find me on LinkedIn
Thanks for reading — and for being here.
If you ever think of a phrase or situation I haven’t covered yet, feel free to drop me a message. I’d love to hear from you.