Stan

Hi, I’m Stan — the guy behind WitBurst. I’m a former software developer who swapped code for comebacks, building this site to help people say what they wish they’d said. I write every article myself, blending humor, wit, and a little fire to give you real responses for real moments. If it’s awkward, rude, or just plain ridiculous — I’ve probably written a reply for it.

230+ Hilarious Replies to “You Should Have More Kids”

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Funny Comebacks to “You Should Have More Kids”

Some people treat your reproductive choices like they’re placing an order at a drive-thru. “You should have more kids!” Oh really, Carol? Should I throw in twins while I’m at it? Whether you’ve got one child, none, or a full soccer team, chances are someone’s said this to you — usually with a weird mix … Read more

Comeback Generator 🤖

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Need a hilarious comeback on the spot? Whether someone just threw shade, asked an awkward question, or made a snarky remark — we’ve got your back! This free AI-powered tool instantly creates funny, witty, savage, or cold replies tailored for any situation. Perfect for: Why Use an AI Comeback Generator? Sometimes, you just don’t have … Read more