Dating & Exes

Ah yes, the classic breakup curveball: “Can we still be friends?” Translation? “I don’t want to date you, but I’d still like the emotional perks.” Sound familiar? It’s the line that shows up right after ghosting, gaslighting, or dropping your heart like a group chat on read. And somehow, you’re expected to nod politely and … Read more

Ah, the last gasp of a fragile ego: “You’ll never find someone like me.” It’s the breakup version of “You’ll miss me when I’m gone,” only with more drama and less self-awareness. And let’s be honest — it’s usually said by someone hoping you’re still sad, spiraling, or soft enough to believe it. Spoiler alert: … Read more

Few breakup lines are as famous — or as fake-deep — as “It’s not you, it’s me.” It’s the go-to exit speech for someone who doesn’t want to explain themselves, but also doesn’t want to look like the bad guy. It’s polite, it’s practiced… and let’s be real, it’s kinda lazy. But you? You don’t … Read more