General Insults

Ah yes, “You’re not getting any younger” — the polite way of saying, “Hurry up and panic.” Whether it’s from a well-meaning aunt at Thanksgiving or a coworker who peaked in 2009, that phrase has a special talent for showing up right when you didn’t ask for advice. It’s passive-aggressive. It’s unsolicited. And it’s begging … Read more

We’ve all had that moment where someone throws a “funny” jab like “You’ve gained weight” or “Still eating for two?” — and suddenly, the room gets awkward. You want to say something back… but your brain just freezes. That’s where this article comes in. Whether it’s a rude classmate, a “concerned” relative, or just someone … Read more

Let’s be real — being called “dumb” stings. Whether it’s a casual jab, a rude comment in class, or a low blow during an argument, it’s one of those insults that can really get under your skin. But here’s the thing — just because someone calls you dumb doesn’t mean you have to sit there … Read more

Being called “ugly” is a cheap shot—an insult often hurled by people with nothing better to say. But guess what? You don’t have to let it sting. Instead of getting flustered or staying silent, why not hit back with a clever, hilarious, or downright savage comeback that flips the script? This article is your ultimate … Read more

Being called “broke” can sting — especially when it’s meant to belittle your worth. But let’s be honest, most people throwing around money insults aren’t exactly financial geniuses themselves. Whether it’s a random troll online or a passive-aggressive relative, you don’t have to let that comment slide. This article gives you a vault of witty, … Read more